thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

themoonclockwork:

maryxjanexholland:

k-inkyyyy:

what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit

they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…

All i see is this fricking guy in red on the bottom right corner not having coordination with 3000 people around him

I’m only reblogging for the guy in red
"It is a mark of maturity when someone hurts you,
And you try to understand them."

(via thelondonlights)

this is so true

(via kil0nova)

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

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"الجمال لديها الكثير لتفعله مع الطابع
Beauty has a lot to do with character."
lazzypeaches:


methokny:

Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi! (at Sheikh Zayed Mosque)

✖️✖️
beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha